I may have to reconsider my claim that Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete in the world now that he’s been positively identified as the Anti-Christ.

#2: Religions that their parents don’t belong to. White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus. Popular choices include Buddhism, Hinduism, Kabbalah and, to a lesser extent, Scientology. A few even dip into Islam, but it’s much more rare since you [...]